JWOWW the Bikini Designer?
Are you stressing about those tan lines? Can’t quite get just the right shade of orange with your usual bikini? Lucky for you, JWoww has the answer. And that makes sense, because she’s the entrepreneurial/inventor/designer sort.
The Jersey Shore’s tallest guidette (she’s approximately 17 inches higher than Snooki) has teamed up with Perfect Tan Bikini to to create a line of swimwear that doesn’t require any tiesaround the top or the back – it stays on the chest using a powerful combination of a special adhesive and hope.
Perfect Tan Bikini’s press release claims the adhesive is activated using heat, and can be re-activated up to 20 times using “the heat of a blow dryer, or a simple hair straightening iron.” Um, that sounds terrifying. The blow dryer I kinda get, but wouldn’t use. But a straightening iron? How the… do they get how boobs work?
There’s no mention of what kind of support the bikini offers, but without a single strap, one could assume it’s minimal. Of course that won’t be a problem for users, since anyone considering buying this monstrosity likely has crazy fake t*ts like JWoww’s. That’s right. Aim a blow dryer at those suckers and see how it all turns out. Melting like a Barbie in the microwave.
Krysten Ritter
Date of Birth
16 December 1981, Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania, USA
Birth Name
Krysten Alyce Ritter
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75 m)
Mini Biography
With her model looks and quirky style, actress Krysten Ritter is fostering an impressive body of work that encompasses both film and television. Ritter starred alongside Jay Baruchel and Alice Eve in Dreamworks’ comedy She’s Out of My League. She played “Patty,” the audacious and frank best friend and business partner of “Molly,” (Eve). She also starred as “Suze” in the Disney/Jerry Bruckheimer film Confessions of a Shopaholic opposite Isla Fisher. Among her other film credits are the studio features What Happens in Vegas with Ashton Kutcher and 27 Dresses with Katherine Heigl, as well as the independent features How to Make Love to a Woman, The Last International Playboy, which premiered at the 2008 Slamdance and GenArt Film Festivals, and Buzzkill. Ritter also completed the lead in Paramount’s Killing Bono, with Ben Barnes. She also shot Amy Heckerling’s comedy Vamps, in which she stars with Alicia Silverstone. In Television she is most known for her role as Aaron Paul’s girlfriend “Jane” in Season 2 of the hit show Breaking Bad. She is also well known from her leading role on the Starz series Gravity and recurring roles on Gilmore Girls and Veronica Mars. Ritter is also responsible for the indie-comedy BFF & Baby, which she co-wrote with director Kat Coiro. She is a member of the band Ex-Vivian and splits her time between NY and LA.
Trade Mark
Trivia
Raised on a farm in Shickshinny, Pennsylvania.
Trained as an actor in NYC.
Plays guitar.
Writes songs, sings, and plays guitar in the New York City band Ex Vivian.
Her acting coach is Marjorie Ballentine.
An Ex Vivian song will be used in her latest film ‘Frost’- F.K.A Last International Playboy.
Wrote recorded and performed a song for BuzzKill, a film in which she stars.
Where Are They Now
(October 2005) Working on the TV show Veronica Mars, as Gia Goodman (a recurring new character) the daughter of Steve Guttenberg’s character.
(April 2005) Filming Pool Guys, a half hour comedy pilot for FOX.
(August 2005) Performing Girl Shoes, a play by Mary Hanes for director Leah Bonvisutto at the Red Room Theater (NYC)
(May 2006) Producing and acting in an independent short film in which she co-wrote with actress/writer Jennifer Bowen.
(April 2006) Filming “Inseparable” (a comedy pilot for CBS) in Los Angeles. Portraying the role of Melinda.
(August 2006) The New York Stage. Performing in Second Stage’s “All This Intimacy” – for which she received rave reviews.
(April 2010) Stars in new Starz series Gravity.
